I have:

• laid concrete
• put in sprinker systems
• built fences
• installed sinks
• hung doors(I'd rather put in sinks)
• hiked 28+ miles over the weekend with a 40 lb pack in 110 degree weather
• been rescued by a cowboy
• saved children from drowning on two occasions
• made many of my own clothes
• danced with people from all over the world (Swedish, Japanese, Canadian, Russian, Spanish, French, English, Greek, Italian, African, Indian, ...)
• climbed down the side of a 80-foot cliff although I am terrified of heights
• lived in a spider-infested cabin because I like astronomy that much
• seen the southern cross
• done english and western riding
• earned my junior yeomans patch
• sang for a weezer cover band
• been snorkeling in Antigua and O'ahu
• swam in the North Sea
• swam in the Pacific
• swam in the Atlantic
• sat in a car in the middle of nowhere, at midnight, just to watch a couple thunderstorms
• climbed the trees on campus
• broken my nose
• broken my arm
• broken my tailbone
• run a mile in under 5 minutes
• backpacked and bouldered by moonlight
• learned to canoe
• learned to tie knots
• sailed 20, 22, and 16 foot catamarans, and a p-cat
• sailed lasers, sailed a 22 foot sloop (as part of a team, obviously)
• won a halloween costume contest
• fed llamas
• seen shooting stars
• failed a test
• gotten perfect scores
• seen a solar eclipse
• seen a lunar eclipse
• grown plants
• grown fish
• done yoga
• practiced yongmudo (hankido)
• quit jobs
• worked a 14 hour night
• played in our own hick-type slip'n'slide -an empty artificial lake
• studied and done school work for 36 hours at a stretch
• been in mud fights
• played in the sprinklers at 2 in the morning
• played with fireworks
• had my back seize up
• danced for 16 hours one night
• eaten wasabi straight, and liked it
• built rube-goldberg devices with over 120 action transfers
• been inside the Advanced Light Source particle accelerator
• rolled down hills
• been above 13,000 ft.
• climbed around lava flows in the middle of the night
• made creme brulee
• gotten my Open Water Diver PADI Certification
• been "overqualified"
• gotten my B.A., M.A., and Ph.D.
• been through extensive medical treatments
• learned to play the ukulele and the guitar
• ridden a pony in the ocean
• navigated a foreign city using only Spanish (no phone, no dictionary)
• played with an octopus
• learned to make gluten-free foods